I'd Rather Have You

i like my dog more than i like 99% of the people i see on a daily basis

mrsomnomnomers:

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because they’re confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

japert:

the-hatred-machine:

timelordintraining:

hungarian:

christmasblogger:

hungarian:

if u say “peek” right before u sneeze wouldn’t u end up saying pikachu

in my experience it sounds like “Pi-faACHHAHHHHHHHSFGHA”

is that a water pokemon

I tried it and got, “pRRHEH”

Congratulations, you’re now speaking welsh.

im laughing

bitrude:

shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all